When my tongue blabs

This kept happening.

Now this is happening.

Oh, and I’ve decided to try writing advice because I read it a lot. Drop it here and it will be blind-read and edited for details by a real-deal reporter. TY YK. Ask a dudelady.

*I’ll probably run out of Twelfth Night references but the concept of going from Solstice to Gregorian New Year to Three Kings has always been a nice one for me. So let’s get weird.